Wanted

SUGAR DADDY WANTED - part time. Part time employment opportunity exists for hot, older man (preferably not elderly) who would like to spoil a 27 year old professional. Duties include handing over credit cards (preferably American Express black card with no limit), employing golf pro for private lessons, and transferring all earned sky miles for transporting BFF from all over the world on the personal whim of employer. SD should be independently wealthy, single, childless, and with more than 5 homes in more than 3 states (preferably one in Newport, RI) and international connections with wealthy friends who also own homes in various states and countries. Must understand the obsession of young professionals with celebrity scandals and not say a word about it. Also much be neat and clean and willing to pay for housekeeping services of employer and be willing to support employer at no less than $250K annually. Please apply now.