random laugh...

this is a direct quote from an email sent today by yours truly... its a total inside joke but its still funny as hell. or, it is to me anyway.

"ok. i hate putting in my 2 cents on relationships b/c mine sux so bad but charlotte dumped trey's ass and moved on with a jew. that should tell you something."

and because i'm on a roll about how clever i am... here is another one.

"and maybe we should do a dive bar near your house and just let the good times roll. obv we have to find some cute boys. and obv we most likely wont b/c they dont exist."

and one from a friend...

"i figure we only have 2 more years to dress up (for halloween) - cause you cant dress up when you're 30. thats like worse than a glamor dont. its like a glamor shut-the-fuck-up."

and another from a friend for good measure...

"very healthy... but you're gonna be pooping up a storm my friend. holy fiber!"

send in your crazy email quotes and i'll post em. its like my own private overheard in new york. and leeanne would hotlink that shit. obv.