When your skinny jeans make you look obese due to the fact that you are no longer skinny and you get the muffin top.
Is summer here yet? I blame everything on the cold. But this is ridiculous. Perhaps, I've finally hit that glass ceiling. The one I knew was coming... Am I not really able to eat everything I want to eat with no consequence? Damn. That sucks. I thought I had at least two years to go.
Today's Tip to Become Obese: Dark chocolate 3 musketeers bars with mint parfait inside. Oh the tastiness.
Today's Tip to Become Obese 2: Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered pretzels. (Thanks, Annie!)
Tee hee. I have class tonite and I'm doing my homework right now. No really... I'm doing a paper on Perezhilton.com and media communications. Golf claps.
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4 comments:
yum, dk choc.3 musketeers with a parfait?
Muffin tops are tragic indeed. Don't stay in the club for too long b/c it becomes harder and harder to declare yourself muffin-top free...Trust Me.
I CANNOT believe you have the muffin top issue! And I won't.
seriously. if you have a muffin top, that must mean i have a friggen mountain hanging from the sides of my jeans.
i fucking love those pretzels, too.
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